Unpleasant Event

Tycoon faces jail for fake Viagra web scam

2009-09-19T09:03:00.000-07:00

A BUSINESSMAN whose millionaire lifestyle was funded through illegal sales of fake Viagra faces jail today.

Martin Hickman, 49, earned £3.4million selling the unlicensed pills over the internet and bought a £2.5 million riverside apartment in Chelsea with the profits. The tycoon, who was born in Stepney, drove a Bentley and a Range Rover and owned two other properties, including a house in Marbella.

Drug safety investigators found that some of the pills, which he sold across Europe though his website MSH World Traders, were fakes and others were not legal for sale in Britain.

Hickman will be sentenced today at Southwark crown court after pleading guilty to six counts of supplying fake and unlicensed medicines and money laundering.

Current Investment Advice

2008-10-31T04:51:00.000-07:00

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago they would now be worth £4.95.

With HBOS, earlier last week, your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.

But, if you had bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drunk it all, then taken the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would now get £214.
So, based on the above statistics, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

Chubby Brown

2008-10-21T04:51:00.000-07:00

I went to see Chubby Brown at the weekend. As soon as he came on stage I started shouting "You fat bastard! You fat bastard!"

Then I was told by security that that sort of behaviour wasn't tolerated at the Labour party conference.

Posh Wedding

2008-10-17T21:24:00.001-07:00

I went to a rather Posh do and throughout the whole church services I was dying for a crap. It was really painful and I couldn't wait for a dump.
Anyway, we leave the church and off to the brides house a few minutes walk away. I make my excuses as we arrive and go to the little boys room.
God was it a great shit. The bloody length on it - how I came out in one piece I don't know.
And would it flush, NO. I flush 3 times and it would go.
So I decided I couldn't leave it there as everyone know I'd gone up. So all there was left to do was to grab a load of toilet paper, grab the offending sausage and throw it out of the window. Not a nice job (no punn )but it had to be done.
So off I go downstairs, feeling much lighter. I see that most of the guests that arrived were in the newly built conservatory - and I was meet with deadly silence and a few grins. One of my mates was nearly crying trying to hold in his giggles.
Brides father looks up - and there on the glass roof of the conservatory is the biggest, longest dump you've ever seen.
I've not been round since :)